"While God Sees your heart, your date sees your face."
Those are the words of Javina Henderson, the administrator of Faith Flirter's Retreat at Magdalene Manor.
"If we were created in the image of God, then it's time to shake what your papa gave you," Javina teaches.
One way you can get sexy for God and "lure the men you date to the Lord" is by getting a "Messiah Makeover." It will "make you totally bone-able," Javina assures, "within the context of a Christian marriage, that is."
Watch the video (from Funny or Die) below and decide for yourself. Magdalene Manor takes "personal checks ... and ethnics"!
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