By all who know him well, Ali Hajighafouri is generally thought of as a loud, sarcastic, irreverent party animal with a lot of disdain for self-serving hypocrites, regular work schedules, and brownies with nuts in them. He likes to think that he'd run the world a whole lot better than the idiots who currently have the job, but then again, those idiots said the same thing back when they didn't have the job yet. He sometimes calls himself a writer but has yet to finish "that novel he's been working on," or any of the other dozens of stories he's started over the six years since high school (with the exception of three short stories).
Ali is a PC but is neither lame nor does he have anything against Macs or their owners, as long as they aren't being pretentious about it. He currently works in IT and hates it about 75% of the time, with a margin of error of about 25%. He likes both cats and dogs, loves sushi, and is indifferent toward long walks on the beach, as anyone who has ever taken a long walk on the beach knows that it generally gets damn cold by the end, and that sand sucks as a walking surface — not to mention that such walks are usually boring affairs and that the time could be better spent doing something more enjoyable, like eating sushi.
Some people say that Ali looks like a young Robert De Niro, but those people are either legally blind or are immediately declared morons by anyone who's actually seen a young Robert De Niro (or Ali, for that matter).
email: ahajighafouri@gmail.com
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