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Pro-Life Baptist Preacher Prays For Obama To Die

Wiley Drake, pastor of First Southern Baptist Church in Buena Park, Calif., and former running mate of American Independent Party presidential candidate and all-American wackadoo Alan Keyes, told Alan Colmes on Fox News Radio on June 2 that he prays for President Obama's death.

Too bad I already wrote this week's installment of Traditional Families Say The Darnest Things. 

Anyway, it all began when Wiley told Colmes he didn't understand why people were upset with him over saying these words on his June 1 radio show about abortion doctor George Tiller, who was gunned down in May while attending church:

"I am glad George Tiller is dead. ... There may be a lot who would say, 'Oh that is mean. You shouldn't be that way. Well, no, it's an answer to prayer."

Drake, a staunch pro-lifer, used to pray for the salvation of Tiller, but about a year ago he switched prayer methods. These days he practices "imprecatory prayer."

"Imprecatory prayer is agreeing with God, and if people don't like that, they need to talk to God," he told Colmes. "God said it, I didn't. I was just agreeing with God."

Drake's prayers for death in the name of God didn't end with Tiller:

Asked if there are others for whom Drake is praying "imprecatory prayer," Drake hesitated before answering that there are several. "The usurper that is in the White House is one, B. Hussein Obama," he said.

Later in the interview, Colmes returned to Drake's answer to make sure he heard him right.

"Are you praying for his death?" Colmes asked.

"Yes," Drake replied.

"So you're praying for the death of the president of the United States?"

"Yes."

Colmes asked Drake if he was concerned that by saying that he might be placed on a Secret Service or FBI watch list, and if he believed it appropriate to talk or pray that way.

"I think it's appropriate to pray the Word of God," Drake said. "I'm not saying anything. What I am doing is repeating what God is saying, and if that puts me on somebody's list, then I'll just have to be on their list."

"You would like for the president of the United States to die?" Colmes asked once more.

"If he does not turn to God and does not turn his life around, I am asking God to enforce imprecatory prayers that are throughout the Scripture that would cause him death, that's correct."

Wiley Drake — he's not just a member of The Scare Club For Men, he's also the president.

Conservative Host Andrew Wilkow Tests Freud's Theory Of The Anal Expulsive Personality

Sirius Radio's Andrew Wilkow just couldn't hold it.

He was the guest host for the ultra-conservative Mark Levin Show on Tuesday night and took that opportunity to soil his big-boy pants and gay bash Rachel Maddow and Perez Hilton. 

Never heard of Andrew Wilkow? You're not alone. He's a wanna-be in the conservative world, who thinks that this kind of talk will not only help save his doomed party, but also get him a date with the Pope.

You can listen to the audio here, but it's pretty long and you might be tempted to stab yourself in the ears with the nearest sharp object. So, feast your eyes on the text of Wilkow's rant:

"Perez Hilton, who I am now terming a vile sodomite . . . yeah, Perez, you're a vile sodomite - doesn't that word have a ring to it - sodomite -- and vile - vile sodomite - it just sounds so good to hear in my headphones - vile sodomite . . . . I'm not sure whose idea it was to have an overweight homosexual . . . What do gays constitute? They could announce the cure for AIDS on Logo and nobody would know for two weeks . . . And again, Perez Hilton, you're a vile sodomite . . . and then this vile sodomite . . .

You, the idiot taxpayer, are paying the salary of that nice little boy, Rachel Maddow . . . Keith Olbermann's nephew, Rachel Maddow . . . ."

Wilkow has obviously memorized every word of St. Paul's Book of Name-Calling for Conservative Dummies at the High School for Closeted Gay Boys Who Doth Protest Too Much. Yet, as disgusting and childish as Wilkow's tirade was, I can't help but wonder how Perez Hilton is feeling after being served a taste of his own nauseating medicine. I'm no yenta, but I think these might be a match made in heaven hell seventh period!

Maddow? I'm not worried about her. In comparison to the two troubled clowns above, she's a class act ... with just the right amount of funny.

Take a look at the video below of Maddow from March 14, the night after George Wayne's now infamously bad interview of her for Vanity Fair. In that interview, Wayne asked Maddow about her "dyke-stache":

GW: By the way, before your Peacock Network makeover, didn't you have a dyke-stache?
RM: A what?

GW: Facial hair over your lip--a dyke-stache.
RM: I never had any facial hair in my life.

Until she did. Go, Rachel!: